How To Win The Heart Of A Lesbian Virgo:
Virgos are, perhaps, a bit virginal at times; but I find it’s more satisfying to focus on their commitment to service. After all, what is the basis of a solid relationship? Communication, communication, communication. Virgo has the art down pat, from the defensive “I” statements to the active listening. She’ll expect the same from you, so if you have a tendency to stretch the truth, move along. Once she finds out you’ve lied, she will escort you firmly from the premises. She may even be polite about it, but don’t be fooled: you’re finished. If, on the other hand, you can build trust and real security for your Virgo, she will treat you like a queen.
You may have a hard time getting her out on the dance floor, but once the spectacles come off and the hair comes down, she’ll have all the right moves in bed. Getting her there is will require some patience, as Virgos take a slow, well-documented path to love. You can start by joining a gym and cleaning up your credit report. From there, you should show off your stylishly decorated digs, well organized closet and array of vitamin supplements. If you see her start to tremble, you’ve won the first round. Seal the deal by asking her to work out with you. Go running together, challenge her to a tennis match, take her to the basketball court for some one-on-one. All that bouncing will get her blood pumping to the right places.
After you’ve taken a long bath or showered together, washing one another with scented, organic soap, massage her with a hypoallergenic lotion and feed her grapes; just make sure they’re washed. When she’s finally relaxed, she’ll either show you the large collection of toys she keeps carefully hidden, or the erotic side of herself. Let her explore you, and tell her what you like — you’ll only need to say it once. Ever efficient, Virgos can sometimes operate with one hand, leaving the other free for note taking. Or, show her a diagram of a position you’ve always wanted to try — if anybody is smart and flexible enough to master it, it’s your Virgo.
What To Expect On A Lesbian Virgo Date
Multi-vitamins, ginkgo, and maybe some St. John’s Wart.
A five mile run, followed by targeted strength-training.
Thirty minutes in the sauna, as prescribed by her naturopath.
An organic chicken breast salad, with organic baby greens and a vinaigrette.
Ginger tea and twenty minutes’ meditation.
Okay, fine: you’re lucky, a trip to the art gallery, or an art-house film.
Service with a smile.
-haha wow i rlly wouldn't say i'm a lesbian but this is quite accurate.
